not to hateTM on villain aus but why is it that anytime someone makes a character into a villain they automatically become 800% suaver and suddenly develop an uncontrollable lust for bespoke suits or some shit?? its tacky dumbass erasure and if you agree with me then here are some Hot Fresh and Spicey bnha villain aus for your pleasure:
- deku’s fashion style is already chaotic neutral at best: instead of dressing villain!deku like the onceler, have him wear t-shirts that state the name of the crime he’s about to commit. what’s more intimidating: some fourteen year old jackass in baby’s first tuxedo looking like he’s on the way to junior prom or the same fourteen year old jackass in a plain white shirt that just says “arson”?
- villain deku also wears crocs because only villains do that, and theyre BLOOD SPATTERED ALL MIGHT CROCS bc he was wearing them when [insert tragic backstory here] happened, and they don’t fit him anymore so he cut off the part at the end and his toes stick out. toeless crocs are the greatest evil i can imagine.
- villain present mic robs like a bunch of high end fashion stores and that bitch mixes prints and designers like no ones fucking business and he looks like he killed and skinned 80 different but equally tacky and hideous billionaires
- ya boi got LEOPARD PRINT, he got CHEETAH PRINT, hes got PLATFORM HEELS WITH A FUCKING AQUARIUM INSIDE OF THEM, hes got a CAPE MADE OF SOLID GOLD FURBIES, hes THAT BITCH and u better respect it
- Villain all might usually looks more like a mad max character than anything else and that spiky grimy dirt man aesthetic doesnt really bother me but hes usually also portrayed as like, this inconquerable sex fiend and yeah all mights kind of a hoe but hes a caring hoe, a gentle hoe
- id like to imagine villain all might coming home after a long day of murdering and howling “ARE YOU NOT SEDUCED” and baes like “u smell like sweaty leather and ass go take a shower” and hes like “yes dear” and he showers and changes into like, a comfortable bathrobe and his baes like “idk if i wanna be ravaged by the might of a god tonight babe ive got a headache :/” and hes like “no yeah thats cool we can just cuddle, ill steal u some tylenol”
- villain aizawa just wears a straight up fursuit and yall fuckin know it
